Corrupt a wish

Probably many of you know how it is, but I'm gonna explain it just in case, c:
For example:

Person 1: I wish I had an omelette!
Person 2: Granted. But it was too hot so you burned your tongue.
I wish I had a plushie!

And so on.
Okay I start.
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I wish I had a car.

Wish granted. However, the car came from a junkyard and needs a lot of work to do before you even get it on the road.

I wish I had a puppy.

Granted. But the puppy was to hard to train
I wish I had soda

Granted, but the soda is hot and flat.
I wish I could shapshift.

Granted, but but shape shifting leads to dangerous situations
I wish I was dog

Granted, but you have no owner to take care of you.

I wish I was a wolf. c:

Granted. But if you was a wolf what would you eat
I wish I was a bird

Granted, but there are bird hunters out there.

I wish I had a horse c:

Granted. But a horse can get sick
I wish I had $100

Granted, but there are many expensive things out there c:
I wish I had 100 million dollars c:

Granted, but you can lose all that money
I wish I had a boat

Granted, but water can sink your boat.

I wish I had a black knife fish.

Granted, but a black knife fish can cut you
I wish I had a whale

Granted, but it may swallow you.
I wish I had a pod of killer whales and spotted dolphins and bottle-nosed dolphins. c:

Granted, but they all could turn evil
I wish I had a money tree

Granted, but there are thieves out there.

I wish I had a garden or fruits so I could eat them c:

Granted, but the grade. Can get rotten
I wish I had a horse

Granted, but the horse can buck you off.

I wish I had a icecream shop so I could eat Icecream. c:

Granted, but the ice cream shop could go out of business
I wish I had a car

Granted, but your car could break down.

I wish I had a pack of wolves. c:

Granted, but the pack of wolves could turn evil
I wish I had Ice cream

Granted, but it may melt.

I wish I could watch After Earth.
(I will soon xD)

Granted, but you could get scared watching it
I wish I get to watch the hunger games

Granted, but the awesomeness of it may make you want to watch it again.

I wish I could watch the movie Animal.

Granted, but that movie could have some unexpected events happening
I wish I had a hot air ballon